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Netflix Keeping Profiles
I’m surprised, but delighted that Netflix listened to its customers. I guess they are smart after all.

We Are Keeping Netflix Profiles Dear Dona, You spoke, and we listened. We are keeping Profiles. Thank you for all the calls and emails telling us how important Profiles are. We are sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. We hope the next time you hear from us we will delight, and not disappoint, you. -Your friends at Netflix

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Damn Hot
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Dress code memo
[This is why I'm glad I work from my home.]

1. Examples of Acceptable Professional Dress (not an exhaustive list)
   Suits, blouses, sweaters, shirts, pants, skirts, dresses, sport coats, dress shirts and ties, collared shirts, appropriate styles of shirts/blouses with [company name] name/logo, shoes and sandals designed in styles, lengths, and fabrics that are appropriate for business wear.
2. Examples of Clothing Not Permitted (not an exhaustive list)
   Shorts, tank tops, skorts, tee-shirts (under-garments), athletic wear, sweat suits and sweat shirts, worn out blue jeans, or jeans with a hem dragging the ground, slippers, beach-type flip-flops, midriff tops, stretch pants, leggings or clothing with any written message that is either advertising, humorous, political, profane or objectionable. Sheer, clingy or tight clothing, evening wear, garments with low cut neck or back lines, clothing without shoulder straps or shoulder straps less than 1″ wide worn without a cover, see-through fabrics without an under layer, clothing that exposes lingerie or under garments.

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What's this woman's problem?
LA Times OP-ed Columnist Meghan Daum has an issue with an entire generation. She complains that the media attention on baby boomers is stealing the limelight from the GenXers. She goes so far as to suggest that she’ll look forward to 2050:

“And on and on it will go until, say, 2050, when, if they’re lucky, the last of the boomers will be living out their days in the Young at Heart Chorus. Something tells me they’ll bring a little something extra to ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go?’”

I think Meghan is a whiny spoiled brat who needs to chill a little. Who gave her a pen anyway? (0)

Open Letter to Lancôme
Dear Lancôme;
Just because I now need a little extra help moisturizing my face doesn’t mean I want to smell like my grandmother. Your moisturizer for mature skin should have the same clean fresh smell as your other moisturizers and not smell like artificial roses.

Sincerely,

A customer (0)