And it was good.

Opie! Andy! The Fonz!

Whooo boy! I thought I was something special when I was just getting emails (and phone calls) from the Clinton Clan. But today the unbelievable happened. Elton John invited me to a concert in New York. Honestly. He sent me an email telling me he is throwing a party. I mean, come on — Elton John. The Pinball Wizard. Diana’s friend. The Candle in the Wind guy.

Here’s what his email says:

Dear Dona, (see that? he called me by name)

There is nothing I like better than throwing a party for a good friend. Will you come out to support my friend Hillary Clinton at a special, one-night-only solo concert in New York? I promise this will be one night that you won’t want to miss.

Click here for more details and to be notified when tickets go on sale.

Sincerely,

Elton John

Gosh, and here I was feeling left out of the party when I heard about all those free things Obama supporters were getting from Oprah. (just kidding - no one’s getting any free things.)

They aren’t, are they?

Since the party is in New York it’s unlikely I’ll go. Plus the ticket price is not really within my budget.

On a side note - Hillary’s site, at least the party information page is not web accessible. The details are all gifs with alt text that reads, “event details” and “ticket details”. For shame, Hillary. I guess she’s not looking for the blind voters.

Hillary Clinton has been calling me the past couple of days. I know this because my caller ID says Hillary Clinton. Trouble is — the phone number is a Northern Virginia number, and I thought she lived in New York. But she probably has an apartment in Alexandria or something. She never leaves a message though, so I don’t know why she is calling. Probably to have lunch. That would be nice. I think. I suppose she’d want to talk about politics. I’m not so into politics, so the conversation would probably be one-sided.